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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Body vs. Mind

Stealing another idea from Travis, I'm going to post a conversation between my mind and my body, in accordance to one of my New Years Resolutions.

Mind:  Hello?
Body:  *snores*
M:  Hellllllooooooo
B:  *snores*
M:  HEY!!!
B:  *abruptly stops snoring and jolts*  WHA...?!?
M:  Hey, I need to talk to you.
B:  Couldn't it have waited until I was done with my nap?
M:  No, it couldn't.  I'm not waiting until I'm senile to talk to you.
B:  Rude.  Fine then.  What's so important you had to wake me up?
M:  We're going on a new exercise routine this year.
B:  You woke me up for that?  You say that every year.  I'm going back to sleep.
M:  HEY!  Don't even.  No, for real we're doing it this time.
B:  I'll believe it when I see it.  So what's this "new exercise program" you're on about?
M:  You know that 30 Day Shred DVD?  We're doing that twice a day, every day.
B:  Are you CRAZY?!?  You're trying to kill me aren't you?!?  AREN'T YOU?!?
M:  Oh relax you big baby, I'm doing no such thing.  We're going to do this along with Travis, so you won't be a whiney baby all by yourself.
B:  Travis?
M:  Yeah, you know, over at I Like to Fish.
B:  Oh yeah!  Funny dude.  I like him.
M:  I concur.  But he's doing it too.  And you should be thankful.  HE'S doing a calorie cut like the year end clearance sale at Macy's.  We're not going that extreme.
B:  Oh yeah?
M:  Yeah.  Like 800 cals a day.
B:  Are you for real?!  I don't believe that!
M:  Truf.
B:  Naw.  No way.  I'mma go ask him.
M:  Hey!  Wait..where... *sigh*
B:  Hey, Travis, this crazy mind says you're gonna go on some big diet thing.  That true?

And be sure to stay tuned folks, you'll want to see what Travis has to say about this whole thing, I can guarantee it!

Wishing you all a safe and happy New Year!  :D

4 comments:

Ed Adams said...

Happy and Safe New Year to You.

And good luck with the exercise plan.

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Erin.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• said...

Oh lawsie. LOL I love the self conversing going on. Good luck with it! Kick your arse! ;)

I'm actually starting a thing... a challenge if you will. Between me and my SIL. It will start the day after my birthday {so I can have my cake and then burn it off the next day}. We did this a few months ago and it was fun, I won. LOL

Daffy said...

You know, I talk to myself all the time... it's when I say huh? while chatting that I become concerned.

Best of luck with the Shred...I'm still not sure what that entails even though I've heard the title often in the past few weeks.

Happy New Year!

OH...how's that scarf coming?

adrienzgirl said...

Happy New Year!

We are cleaning house at my place too! WHOLE BUNCH OF US ARE ON A QUEST!!!