B: *abruptly stops snoring and jolts* WHA...?!?
M: Hey, I need to talk to you.
B: Couldn't it have waited until I was done with my nap?
M: No, it couldn't. I'm not waiting until I'm senile to talk to you.
B: Rude. Fine then. What's so important you had to wake me up?
M: We're going on a new exercise routine this year.
B: You woke me up for that? You say that every year. I'm going back to sleep.
M: HEY! Don't even. No, for real we're doing it this time.
B: I'll believe it when I see it. So what's this "new exercise program" you're on about?
M: You know that 30 Day Shred DVD? We're doing that twice a day, every day.
B: Are you CRAZY?!? You're trying to kill me aren't you?!? AREN'T YOU?!?
M: Oh relax you big baby, I'm doing no such thing. We're going to do this along with Travis, so you won't be a whiney baby all by yourself.
M: Yeah, you know, over at I Like to Fish.
B: Oh yeah! Funny dude. I like him.
M: I concur. But he's doing it too. And you should be thankful. HE'S doing a calorie cut like the year end clearance sale at Macy's. We're not going that extreme.
B: Oh yeah?
M: Yeah. Like 800 cals a day.
B: Are you for real?! I don't believe that!
B: Naw. No way. I'mma go ask him.
M: Hey! Wait..where... *sigh*
B: Hey, Travis, this crazy mind says you're gonna go on some big diet thing. That true?
And be sure to stay tuned folks, you'll want to see what Travis has to say about this whole thing, I can guarantee it!
Wishing you all a safe and happy New Year! :D