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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Lazy with a Purpose

So when I went to bed last night I had a stomach cramp.  I assumed that it was because I ate an ENTIRE PINT OF MAPLE GINGERSNAP GELATO in one sitting.  I mean, that makes sense, right?  I would even say I deserve that one.  "Wanna be a glutton, ok, here's some stomach cramps for ya!"  I figured I'd go to bed, wake up in the morning, and feel totally fine.  That's what usually happens.  Well, not today.  Today I woke up and it was worse.  Like, there's an alien in my belly and it wants to get out, worse.  To my knowledge I ingested no aliens.  They certainly weren't in my gelato.  Perhaps they were hiding my pesto tortellini.  Maybe they should put a warning on the box, you know, like under the "WARNING: MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS."  Put one right below that that says, "WARNING: MAY CONTAIN ALIENS."  Then at least I'd know, ya know?  But no, here I am, tummy cramps and all, being slightly but not quite miserable.  I told my mother about this, and apparently stomach pain has been a common flu symptom.  No nausea, just pain.  Check.  I will just put this out there, that I haven't gotten the flu in years, nor have I gotten a flu shot in years.  Mom said, "Well, people who never get the flu are catching the swine flu this time."  Great.  My mother is nurse, just FYI, so she's not just feeding me stories.  My temperature is also below normal....weird...I'm sitting at a cool 97 degrees.  Other than the alien in my belly though, I feel alright.  I was told it could "possibly" be the flu, and just to chill in bed today.  Stay in bed and be lazy?  Check.  I'm all over that one.  So I here I sit, with the possibility of having the flu, being lazy in bed.  Hey, at least it gives me time to work on NaNoWriMo.

Oh!  And I'm featured over at Hillbilly Duhn's today!  Whoo!  So go stop by and check it out!  Also, she's pretty freaking hilarious, so you should read up anyway.  :)

9 comments:

Chocolate Lover said...

I was so attracted to the title of this post! Says a lot about me huh! Hehehe. Hope you feel better and don't have the flu!

Alicia said...

uh oh! i hope that whatever it is you feel better soon...but dude, i'd kill for a lazy day! enjoy :)

Tracie said...

Lazy days (minus the alien) are the best! Just so you know, they also put them in packages of Reese's Cups (but I think you only get it if you eat the entire bag in one sitting)

Sarah said...

Hope you are feeling better now! And I LOVE your new layout! It put me in the holiday spirit just looking at it! :)

Alexis AKA MOM said...

I so want a lazy day! I so could eat that in one sitting too! LOL :)

Go away Aliens!

blogrock said...

today was a good day to chill and get rid of aliens, i had one in my head all day. tried to sleep it off all day probly why im up now... eek...

found you via sits.
Mary RC

Lily said...

Last time I though I had an alien fetus in my stomach, it turned out to be just gas.

Is it wrong that I was a little disappointed?

Mama Kat said...

I wanna stay in bed today too!! But I don't want the stomach cramps...not conducive to all the eating I plan on doing. I hope you feel better!!

The Blonde Duck said...

I hope you feel better!!