Alright you guys. As you have probably guessed by now, I do a lot of shopping. I mean, a LOT. I also love clothes more than is probably healthy (and I work in clothing store…that’s like someone with a gambling addiction working in a casino…just not smart). HOWEVER, there are two things I’ve run across recently that I find ridiculous.
The first I think is not only ridiculous, but kind of infuriating. Let me just show you the atrocity in question:
No no, your eyes aren’t deceiving you, those are socks made to wear with flip flops. Let me repeat that. SOCKS MADE TO WEAR WITH FLIP FLOPS. Who thought this was a good idea? These actually make me a little unnecessarily mad, I realize that, they fill me with the same rage as Heelys. And really, that is one of the cardinal rules of dress isn’t it? Don’t wear socks with sandals? I think if I see anyone actually wearing these, I will point and laugh very loudly at their feet, and make a very snarky comment that they are sure to hear. Yes, I realize that’s a very a-hole thing to do, but at least I’m an a-hole that isn’t wearing socks with FLIP FLOPS.
My next issue with summer fashion is this:
That, my friends, is an adult onesie. Not to be confused with footie pajamas, which are AMAZING (and made for the privacy of one’s home, for you know, sleeping). I literally saw a dozen different variations of these adult onesies in one store. Some were even strapless. And yes, for some people, I’m sure these look adorable, but those people make up like 2% of the population. For the rest of us, the onesie should be left behind at age 3. I just don’t feel like it’s terribly flattering. I am also well aware that if I were to try one on, I would look very much like Tweedle Dee.
That’s all the rant I have in me today, promise lol. Is there any particular clothing item you’ve seen lately that made you do a double take? Do tell!