Dear Marc Summers,
I wish you would have just stuck to being host of Double Dare. You're just not as charismatic on Unwrapped. You are hilarious though, on Best Thing I Ever Ate. Maybe you should just try Unwrapped with no script, I bet it would be pretty awesome.
Dear Older Gentleman with the Walker,
You really broke my heart today. I hope you had a lovely visit to the store and thank you for talking with me. I really wish the best for you. Enjoy the wine!
Dear Hips and Belly,
Thank you for helping me to carry large boxes, laundry baskets, and very small children. I suppose you're not ALL bad.
You. are. my. favorite! I love very much that I can work a full day and it's still light when I leave. This makes me very happy and much less irritable. Which is really a win for everyone.
Why do you hate me? Please, let's get through this together ok? I just need some balance.
You've been kinda dark lately. Lighten up!
Dear Adorable Small Children,
You guys are SO incredibly well-behaved, you've really impressed me. You give me hope for future generations. Thank you for being so sweet. You totally deserved those jelly beans.
That's it today folks, short and sweet. Have a great day!