I hate one and love the other. Can you guess which is which?
I will start with the one I hate. Which, if you guessed restricted phone calls, you would be correct. I especially hate them when they WAKE ME UP. *grumbles* Why do you feel the need to call me at 8 in the morning from a number I can't see and 1) expect me to answer the phone, and 2) be polite about it? I know, 8 a.m. is not early for most of you. In fact, I know a lot of you have been up at least a couple hours by then. I applaud you. I do, really. If I had a reason to be, I'd probably be up that early too, but I don't. I have a big ol' slice of lazy that compels me to lay in bed until even I think that I'm a lazy bum and I need to at least go brush my teeth. (Judge if you like, I'm applying all over town and haven't gotten a bite yet. If you happen to be in the need for a cute and charming secretary or site admin though, I'm in the market and totally available.)
So anyway, I get woken up this morning to my phone ringing, and I'll admit I got excited because I thought it was Curves calling to offer me a job, but alas, it was not. There was a big, fat RESTRICTED up on my screen, which I refuse to answer. I have like, one, friend with a restricted number, and granted she lives on the east coast, so it would have been like 10 there, but if she wanted to talk to me, she'd have left a voice mail. This anonymous caller did not. Fine. I didn't want to talk to you anyway. That would be why I hit "ignore" on the screen. So thbbbbpt. (That's the tongue sticking out noise, in case you were wondering.)
On to the one that I love. Men who blog. I thought they didn't exist. They were like the Unicorn. Everyone talked about them, but no one ever really saw one. A myth. Turns out I was wrong. And I'm SO glad I was. I've stumbled onto a few lately, thanks to the other lovely ladies I know in the blog world.
I'm not sure what it is. I think it's just the male brain that makes things so much funnier to me. Which would probably also explain why I always have so many guy friends in my life. I think it's just their way with words. I dunno. It's a mystery to me. A very funny, very entertaining mystery. And I love love love that these guys blog.
I've only got a few on my blogroll so far, but I'm looking forward to finding more. They are all hilarious, and I would highly recommend that you check them out.
The Self-Deprechan - who I actually found first a little while ago. Makes me giggle. And I adore that he calls his wife Babyboo.
Travis @ I like to Fish... - whom I found through Daffy's blog
Ed @ Ed's Spooky Pages - whom I found through Travis...
and last but certainly not least...
Greg @ Telling Dad - just found him today. He joined in our Monday Mingle for this week, and I have to say it.is.hilarious. Do yourself a favor and go watch it.